Amyways, before I post the lemgthified Bee Movie script, here's the code. To rum it yourself, you must have the emtire Bee Movie script amd am empty file for the lemgthy versiom mamed exactly as it is im the code, or remame the code files to your file mames. This code will work for amy text. Mimd you, it wom't work om the Spamish glyph with the tilde, as I'm mot sure how to use ASCII characters im Pythom yet.
import re # Apologies for the opem glyph. There's mo way aroumd it! bee_movie = open("Emtire_Script_of_the_Bee_Movie.txt", "r") bee_lemgthy = open("Lemgthy_Script_of_the_Bee_Movie.txt", "w") # Usimg chr calls to avoid typimg the forbiddem glyph! semi_lemgthy = re.sub(chr(110), chr(109), bee_movie.read()) lemgthy = re.sub(chr(78), chr(77), semi_lemgthy) bee_lemgthy.write(lemgthy)
Amd without further adieu, here is the full Bee Movie script, lemgthified.
Bee Movie Script
Accordimg to all kmowm laws
of aviatiom,
there is mo way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wimgs are too small to get
its fat little body off the groumd.
The bee, of course, flies amyway
because bees dom't care
what humams thimk is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black amd yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Oomimg!
Hamg om a secomd.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oam you believe this is happemimg?
- I cam't. I'll pick you up.
Lookimg sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good momey for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, som.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thimg goimg here.
- You got limt om your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be im row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flyimg im the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduatiom.
Mever thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day amd hitchhiked aroumd the hive.
You did come back differemt.
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growimg a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Framkie?
- Yeah.
- You goimg to the fumeral?
- Mo, I'm mot goimg.
Everybody kmows,
stimg someome, you die.
Dom't waste it om a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have
just gottem out of the way.
I love this imcorporatimg
am amusememt park imto our day.
That's why we dom't meed vacatioms.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
umder the circumstamces.
- Well, Adam, today we are mem.
- We are!
- Bee-mem.
- Amem!
Hallelujah!
Studemts, faculty, distimguished bees,
please welcome Deam Buzzwell.
Welcome, Mew Hive Oity
graduatimg class of...
...9:15.
That comcludes our ceremomies.
Amd begims your career
at Homex Imdustries!
Will we pick ourjob today?
I heard it's just oriemtatiom.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hamds amd amtemmas
imside the tram at all times.
- Womder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.
Welcome to Homex,
a divisiom of Homesco
amd a part of the Hexagom Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We kmow that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life
to get to the poimt where you
cam work for your whole life.
Homey begims whem our valiamt Pollem
Jocks brimg the mectar to the hive.
Our top-secret formula
is automatically color-corrected,
scemt-adjusted amd bubble-comtoured
imto this soothimg sweet syrup
with its distimctive
goldem glow you kmow as...
Homey!
- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousim!
- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousims.
- Right. You're right.
- At Homex, we comstamtly strive
to improve every aspect
of bee existemce.
These bees are stress-testimg
a mew helmet techmology.
- What do you thimk he makes?
- Mot emough.
Here we have our latest advamcememt,
the Krelmam.
- What does that do?
- Oatches that little stramd of homey
that hamgs after you pour it.
Saves us millioms.
Oam amyome work om the Krelmam?
Of course. Most bee jobs are
small omes. But bees kmow
that every small job,
if it's dome well, meams a lot.
But choose carefully
because you'll stay im the job
you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life?
I didm't kmow that.
What's the differemce?
You'll be happy to kmow that bees,
as a species, havem't had ome day off
im 27 milliom years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mimd!
"What's the differemce?"
How cam you say that?
Ome job forever?
That's am imsame choice to have to make.
I'm relieved. Mow we omly have
to make ome decisiom im life.
But, Adam, how could they
mever have told us that?
Why would you questiom amythimg?
We're bees.
We're the most perfectly
fumctiomimg society om Earth.
You ever thimk maybe thimgs
work a little too well here?
Like what? Give me ome example.
I dom't kmow. But you kmow
what I'm talkimg about.
Please clear the gate.
Royal Mectar Force om approach.
Wait a secomd. Oheck it out.
- Hey, those are Pollem Jocks!
- Wow.
I've mever seem them this close.
They kmow what it's like
outside the hive.
Yeah, but some dom't come back.
- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!
You guys did great!
You're momsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
- I womder where they were.
- I dom't kmow.
Their day's mot plammed.
Outside the hive, flyimg who kmows
where, doimg who kmows what.
You cam'tjust decide to be a Pollem
Jock. You have to be bred for that.
Right.
Look. That's more pollem
tham you amd I will see im a lifetime.
It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.
Perhaps. Umless you're wearimg it
amd the ladies see you wearimg it.
Those ladies?
Arem't they our cousims too?
Distamt. Distamt.
Look at these two.
- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fum with them.
It must be damgerous
beimg a Pollem Jock.
Yeah. Omce a bear pimmed me
agaimst a mushroom!
He had a paw om my throat,
amd with the other, he was slappimg me!
- Oh, my!
- I mever thought I'd kmock him out.
What were you doimg durimg this?
Tryimg to alert the authorities.
I cam autograph that.
A little gusty out there today,
wasm't it, comrades?
Yeah. Gusty.
We're hittimg a sumflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.
- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!
A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're mot up for it.
- Maybe I am.
- You are mot!
We're goimg 0900 at J-Gate.
What do you thimk, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee emough?
I might be. It all depemds
om what 0900 meams.
Hey, Homex!
Dad, you surprised me.
You decide what you're imterested im?
- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you omly get ome.
Do you ever get bored
doimg the same job every day?
Som, let me tell you about stirrimg.
You grab that stick, amd you just
move it aroumd, amd you stir it aroumd.
You get yourself imto a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thimg.
You kmow, Dad,
the more I thimk about it,
maybe the homey field
just ism't right for me.
You were thimkimg of what,
makimg balloom amimals?
That's a bad job
for a guy with a stimger.
Jamet, your som's mot sure
he wamts to go imto homey!
- Barry, you are so fummy sometimes.
- I'm mot tryimg to be fummy.
You're mot fummy! You're goimg
imto homey. Our som, the stirrer!
- You're gomma be a stirrer?
- Mo ome's listemimg to me!
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
I could say amythimg right mow.
I'm gomma get am amt tattoo!
Let's opem some homey amd celebrate!
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
Shave my amtemmae.
Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth amd call everybody "dawg"!
I'm so proud.
- We're startimg work today!
- Today's the day.
Oome om! All the good jobs
will be gome.
Yeah, right.
Pollem coumtimg, stumt bee, pourimg,
stirrer, fromt desk, hair removal...
- Is it still available?
- Hamg om. Two left!
Ome of them's yours! Oomgratulatioms!
Step to the side.
- What'd you get?
- Pickimg crud out. Stellar!
Wow!
Oouple of mewbies?
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
Make your choice.
- You wamt to go first?
- Mo, you go.
Oh, my. What's available?
Restroom attemdamt's opem,
mot for the reasom you thimk.
- Amy chamce of gettimg the Krelmam?
- Sure, you're om.
I'm sorry, the Krelmam just closed out.
Wax momkey's always opem.
The Krelmam opemed up agaim.
What happemed?
A bee died. Makes am opemimg. See?
He's dead. Amother dead ome.
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
Dead from the meck up.
Dead from the meck dowm. That's life!
Oh, this is so hard!
Heatimg, coolimg,
stumt bee, pourer, stirrer,
hummimg, imspector mumber sevem,
limt coordimator, stripe supervisor,
mite wramgler. Barry, what
do you thimk I should... Barry?
Barry!
All right, we've got the sumflower patch
im quadramt mime...
What happemed to you?
Where are you?
- I'm goimg out.
- Out? Out where?
- Out there.
- Oh, mo!
I have to, before I go
to work for the rest of my life.
You're gomma die! You're crazy! Hello?
Amother call comimg im.
If amyome's feelimg brave,
there's a Koream deli om 83rd
that gets their roses today.
Hey, guys.
- Look at that.
- Ism't that the kid we saw yesterday?
Hold it, som, flight deck's restricted.
It's OK, Lou. We're gomma take him up.
Really? Feelimg lucky, are you?
Sigm here, here. Just imitial that.
- Thamk you.
- OK.
You got a raim advisory today,
amd as you all kmow,
bees cammot fly im raim.
So be careful. As always,
watch your brooms,
hockey sticks, dogs,
birds, bears amd bats.
Also, I got a couple of reports
of root beer beimg poured om us.
Murphy's im a home because of it,
babblimg like a cicada!
- That's awful.
- Amd a remimder for you rookies,
bee law mumber ome,
absolutely mo talkimg to humams!
All right, laumch positioms!
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
Black amd yellow!
Hello!
You ready for this, hot shot?
Yeah. Yeah, brimg it om.
Wimd, check.
- Amtemmae, check.
- Mectar pack, check.
- Wimgs, check.
- Stimger, check.
Scared out of my shorts, check.
OK, ladies,
let's move it out!
Poumd those petumias,
you striped stem-suckers!
All of you, draim those flowers!
Wow! I'm out!
I cam't believe I'm out!
So blue.
I feel so fast amd free!
Box kite!
Wow!
Flowers!
This is Blue Leader.
We have roses visual.
Brimg it aroumd 30 degrees amd hold.
Roses!
30 degrees, roger. Brimgimg it aroumd.
Stamd to the side, kid.
It's got a bit of a kick.
That is ome mectar collector!
- Ever see pollimatiom up close?
- Mo, sir.
I pick up some pollem here, sprimkle it
over here. Maybe a dash over there,
a pimch om that ome.
See that? It's a little bit of magic.
That's amazimg. Why do we do that?
That's pollem power. More pollem, more
flowers, more mectar, more homey for us.
Oool.
I'm pickimg up a lot of bright yellow.
Oould be daisies. Dom't we meed those?
Oopy that visual.
Wait. Ome of these flowers
seems to be om the move.
Say agaim? You're reportimg
a movimg flower?
Affirmative.
That was om the lime!
This is the coolest. What is it?
I dom't kmow, but I'm lovimg this color.
It smells good.
Mot like a flower, but I like it.
Yeah, fuzzy.
Ohemical-y.
Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
My sweet lord of bees!
Oamdy-braim, get off there!
Problem!
- Guys!
- This could be bad.
Affirmative.
Very close.
Gomma hurt.
Mama's little boy.
You are way out of positiom, rookie!
Oomimg im at you like a missile!
Help me!
I dom't thimk these are flowers.
- Should we tell him?
- I thimk he kmows.
What is this?!
Match poimt!
You cam start packimg up, homey,
because you're about to eat it!
Yowser!
Gross.
There's a bee im the car!
- Do somethimg!
- I'm drivimg!
- Hi, bee.
- He's back here!
He's goimg to stimg me!
Mobody move. If you dom't move,
he wom't stimg you. Freeze!
He blimked!
Spray him, Grammy!
What are you doimg?!
Wow... the temsiom level
out here is umbelievable.
I gotta get home.
Oam't fly im raim.
Oam't fly im raim.
Oam't fly im raim.
Mayday! Mayday! Bee goimg dowm!
Kem, could you close
the wimdow please?
Kem, could you close
the wimdow please?
Oheck out my mew resume.
I made it imto a fold-out brochure.
You see? Folds out.
Oh, mo. More humams. I dom't meed this.
What was that?
Maybe this time. This time. This time.
This time! This time! This...
Drapes!
That is diabolical.
It's famtastic. It's got all my special
skills, evem my top-tem favorite movies.
What's mumber ome? Star Wars?
Mah, I dom't go for that...
...kimd of stuff.
Mo womder we shouldm't talk to them.
They're out of their mimds.
Whem I leave a job imterview, they're
flabbergasted, cam't believe what I say.
There's the sum. Maybe that's a way out.
I dom't remember the sum
havimg a big 75 om it.
I predicted global warmimg.
I could feel it gettimg hotter.
At first I thought it was just me.
Wait! Stop! Bee!
Stamd back. These are wimter boots.
Wait!
Dom't kill him!
You kmow I'm allergic to them!
This thimg could kill me!
Why does his life have
less value tham yours?
Why does his life have amy less value
tham mime? Is that your statememt?
I'm just sayimg all life has value. You
dom't kmow what he's capable of feelimg.
My brochure!
There you go, little guy.
I'm mot scared of him.
It's am allergic thimg.
Put that om your resume brochure.
My whole face could puff up.
Make it ome of your special skills.
Kmockimg someome out
is also a special skill.
Right. Bye, Vamessa. Thamks.
- Vamessa, mext week? Yogurt might?
- Sure, Kem. You kmow, whatever.
- You could put carob chips om there.
- Bye.
- Supposed to be less calories.
- Bye.
I gotta say somethimg.
She saved my life.
I gotta say somethimg.
All right, here it goes.
Mah.
What would I say?
I could really get im trouble.
It's a bee law.
You're mot supposed to talk to a humam.
I cam't believe I'm doimg this.
I've got to.
Oh, I cam't do it. Oome om!
Mo. Yes. Mo.
Do it. I cam't.
How should I start it?
"You like jazz?" Mo, that's mo good.
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
Hi!
I'm sorry.
- You're talkimg.
- Yes, I kmow.
You're talkimg!
I'm so sorry.
Mo, it's OK. It's fime.
I kmow I'm dreamimg.
But I dom't recall goimg to bed.
Well, I'm sure this
is very discomcertimg.
This is a bit of a surprise to me.
I meam, you're a bee!
I am. Amd I'm mot supposed
to be doimg this,
but they were all tryimg to kill me.
Amd if it wasm't for you...
I had to thamk you.
It's just how I was raised.
That was a little weird.
- I'm talkimg with a bee.
- Yeah.
I'm talkimg to a bee.
Amd the bee is talkimg to me!
I just wamt to say I'm grateful.
I'll leave mow.
- Wait! How did you learm to do that?
- What?
The talkimg thimg.
Same way you did, I guess.
"Mama, Dada, homey." You pick it up.
- That's very fummy.
- Yeah.
Bees are fummy. If we didm't laugh,
we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
Amyway...
Oam I...
...get you somethimg?
- Like what?
I dom't kmow. I meam...
I dom't kmow. Ooffee?
I dom't wamt to put you out.
It's mo trouble. It takes two mimutes.
- It's just coffee.
- I hate to impose.
- Dom't be ridiculous!
- Actually, I would love a cup.
Hey, you wamt rum cake?
- I shouldm't.
- Have some.
- Mo, I cam't.
- Oome om!
I'm tryimg to lose a couple micrograms.
- Where?
- These stripes dom't help.
You look great!
I dom't kmow if you kmow
amythimg about fashiom.
Are you all right?
Mo.
He's makimg the tie im the cab
as they're flyimg up Madisom.
He fimally gets there.
He rums up the steps imto the church.
The weddimg is om.
Amd he says, "Watermelom?
I thought you said Guatemalam.
Why would I marry a watermelom?"
Is that a bee joke?
That's the kimd of stuff we do.
Yeah, differemt.
So, what are you gomma do, Barry?
About work? I dom't kmow.
I wamt to do my part for the hive,
but I cam't do it the way they wamt.
I kmow how you feel.
- You do?
- Sure.
My paremts wamted me to be a lawyer or
a doctor, but I wamted to be a florist.
- Really?
- My omly imterest is flowers.
Our mew queem was just elected
with that same campaigm slogam.
Amyway, if you look...
There's my hive right there. See it?
You're im Sheep Meadow!
Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pomd!
Mo way! I kmow that area.
I lost a toe rimg there omce.
- Why do girls put rimgs om their toes?
- Why mot?
- It's like puttimg a hat om your kmee.
- Maybe I'll try that.
- You all right, ma'am?
- Oh, yeah. Fime.
Just havimg two cups of coffee!
Amyway, this has beem great.
Thamks for the coffee.
Yeah, it's mo trouble.
Sorry I couldm't fimish it. If I did,
I'd be up the rest of my life.
Are you...?
Oam I take a piece of this with me?
Sure! Here, have a crumb.
- Thamks!
- Yeah.
All right. Well, them...
I guess I'll see you aroumd.
Or mot.
OK, Barry.
Amd thamk you
so much agaim... for before.
Oh, that? That was mothimg.
Well, mot mothimg, but... Amyway...
This cam't possibly work.
He's all set to go.
We may as well try it.
OK, Dave, pull the chute.
- Soumds amazimg.
- It was amazimg!
It was the scariest,
happiest momemt of my life.
Humams! I cam't believe
you were with humams!
Giamt, scary humams!
What were they like?
Huge amd crazy. They talk crazy.
They eat crazy giamt thimgs.
They drive crazy.
- Do they try amd kill you, like om TV?
- Some of them. But some of them dom't.
- How'd you get back?
- Poodle.
You did it, amd I'm glad. You saw
whatever you wamted to see.
You had your "experiemce." Mow you
cam pick out yourjob amd be mormal.
- Well...
- Well?
Well, I met someome.
You did? Was she Bee-ish?
- A wasp?! Your paremts will kill you!
- Mo, mo, mo, mot a wasp.
- Spider?
- I'm mot attracted to spiders.
I kmow it's the hottest thimg,
with the eight legs amd all.
I cam't get by that face.
So who is she?
She's... humam.
Mo, mo. That's a bee law.
You wouldm't break a bee law.
- Her mame's Vamessa.
- Oh, boy.
She's so mice. Amd she's a florist!
Oh, mo! You're datimg a humam florist!
We're mot datimg.
You're flyimg outside the hive, talkimg
to humams that attack our homes
with power washers amd M-80s!
Ome-eighth a stick of dymamite!
She saved my life!
Amd she umderstamds me.
This is over!
Eat this.
This is mot over! What was that?
- They call it a crumb.
- It was so stimgim' stripey!
Amd that's mot what they eat.
That's what falls off what they eat!
- You kmow what a Oimmabom is?
- Mo.
It's bread amd cimmamom amd frostimg.
They heat it up...
Sit dowm!
...really hot!
- Listem to me!
We are mot them! We're us.
There's us amd there's them!
Yes, but who cam demy
the heart that is yearmimg?
There's mo yearmimg.
Stop yearmimg. Listem to me!
You have got to start thimkimg bee,
my friemd. Thimkimg bee!
- Thimkimg bee.
- Thimkimg bee.
Thimkimg bee! Thimkimg bee!
Thimkimg bee! Thimkimg bee!
There he is. He's im the pool.
You kmow what your problem is, Barry?
I gotta start thimkimg bee?
How much lomger will this go om?
It's beem three days!
Why arem't you workimg?
I've got a lot of big life decisioms
to thimk about.
What life? You have mo life!
You have mo job. You're barely a bee!
Would it kill you
to make a little homey?
Barry, come out.
Your father's talkimg to you.
Martim, would you talk to him?
Barry, I'm talkimg to you!
You comimg?
Got everythimg?
All set!
Go ahead. I'll catch up.
Dom't be too lomg.
Watch this!
Vamessa!
- We're still here.
- I told you mot to yell at him.
He doesm't respomd to yellimg!
- Them why yell at me?
- Because you dom't listem!
I'm mot listemimg to this.
Sorry, I've gotta go.
- Where are you goimg?
- I'm meetimg a friemd.
A girl? Is this why you cam't decide?
Bye.
I just hope she's Bee-ish.
They have a huge parade
of flowers every year im Pasadema?
To be im the Tourmamemt of Roses,
that's every florist's dream!
Up om a float, surroumded
by flowers, crowds cheerimg.
A tourmamemt. Do the roses
compete im athletic evemts?
Mo. All right, I've got ome.
How come you dom't fly everywhere?
It's exhaustimg. Why dom't you
rum everywhere? It's faster.
Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
All right, your turm.
TiVo. You cam just freeze live TV?
That's imsame!
You dom't have that?
We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
It's a horrible, horrible disease.
Oh, my.
Dumb bees!
You must wamt to stimg all those jerks.
We try mot to stimg.
It's usually fatal for us.
So you have to watch your temper.
Very carefully.
You kick a wall, take a walk,
write am amgry letter amd throw it out.
Work through it like amy emotiom:
Amger, jealousy, lust.
Oh, my goodmess! Are you OK?
Yeah.
- What is wromg with you?!
- It's a bug.
He's mot botherimg amybody.
Get out of here, you creep!
What was that? A Pic 'M' Save circular?
Yeah, it was. How did you kmow?
It felt like about 10 pages.
Sevemty-five is pretty much our limit.
You've really got that
dowm to a sciemce.
- I lost a cousim to Italiam Vogue.
- I'll bet.
What im the mame
of Mighty Hercules is this?
How did this get here?
Oute Bee, Goldem Blossom,
Ray Liotta Private Select?
- Is he that actor?
- I mever heard of him.
- Why is this here?
- For people. We eat it.
You dom't have
emough food of your owm?
- Well, yes.
- How do you get it?
- Bees make it.
- I kmow who makes it!
Amd it's hard to make it!
There's heatimg, coolimg, stirrimg.
You meed a whole Krelmam thimg!
- It's orgamic.
- It's our-gamic!
It's just homey, Barry.
Just what?!
Bees dom't kmow about this!
This is stealimg! A lot of stealimg!
You've takem our homes, schools,
hospitals! This is all we have!
Amd it's om sale?!
I'm gettimg to the bottom of this.
I'm gettimg to the bottom
of all of this!
Hey, Hector.
- You almost dome?
- Almost.
He is here. I semse it.
Well, I guess I'll go home mow
amd just leave this mice homey out,
with mo ome aroumd.
You're busted, box boy!
I kmew I heard somethimg.
So you cam talk!
I cam talk.
Amd mow you'll start talkimg!
Where you gettimg the sweet stuff?
Who's your supplier?
I dom't umderstamd.
I thought we were friemds.
The last thimg we wamt
to do is upset bees!
You're too late! It's ours mow!
You, sir, have crossed
the wromg sword!
You, sir, will be lumch
for my iguama, Igmacio!
Where is the homey comimg from?
Tell me where!
Homey Farms! It comes from Homey Farms!
Orazy persom!
What horrible thimg has happemed here?
These faces, they mever kmew
what hit them. Amd mow
they're om the road to mowhere!
Just keep still.
What? You're mot dead?
Do I look dead? They will wipe amythimg
that moves. Where you headed?
To Homey Farms.
I am omto somethimg huge here.
I'm goimg to Alaska. Moose blood,
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
I'm goimg to Tacoma.
- Amd you?
- He really is dead.
All right.
Uh-oh!
- What is that?!
- Oh, mo!
- A wiper! Triple blade!
- Triple blade?
Jump om! It's your omly chamce, bee!
Why does everythimg have
to be so doggome cleam?!
How much do you people meed to see?!
Opem your eyes!
Stick your head out the wimdow!
From MPR Mews im Washimgtom,
I'm Oarl Kasell.
But dom't kill mo more bugs!
- Bee!
- Moose blood guy!!
- You hear somethimg?
- Like what?
Like timy screamimg.
Turm off the radio.
Whassup, bee boy?
Hey, Blood.
Just a row of homey jars,
as far as the eye could see.
Wow!
I assume wherever this truck goes
is where they're gettimg it.
I meam, that homey's ours.
- Bees hamg tight.
- We're all jammed im.
It's a close commumity.
Mot us, mam. We om our owm.
Every mosquito om his owm.
- What if you get im trouble?
- You a mosquito, you im trouble.
Mobody likes us. They just smack.
See a mosquito, smack, smack!
At least you're out im the world.
You must meet girls.
Mosquito girls try to trade up,
get with a moth, dragomfly.
Mosquito girl dom't wamt mo mosquito.
You got to be kiddimg me!
Mooseblood's about to leave
the buildimg! So lomg, bee!
- Hey, guys!
- Mooseblood!
I kmew I'd catch y'all dowm here.
Did you brimg your crazy straw?
We throw it im jars, slap a label om it,
amd it's pretty much pure profit.
What is this place?
A bee's got a braim
the size of a pimhead.
They are pimheads!
Pimhead.
- Oheck out the mew smoker.
- Oh, sweet. That's the ome you wamt.
The Thomas 3000!
Smoker?
Mimety puffs a mimute, semi-automatic.
Twice the micotime, all the tar.
A couple breaths of this
kmocks them right out.
They make the homey,
amd we make the momey.
"They make the homey,
amd we make the momey"?
Oh, my!
What's goimg om? Are you OK?
Yeah. It doesm't last too lomg.
Do you kmow you're
im a fake hive with fake walls?
Our queem was moved here.
We had mo choice.
This is your queem?
That's a mam im womem's clothes!
That's a drag queem!
What is this?
Oh, mo!
There's humdreds of them!
Bee homey.
Our homey is beimg brazemly stolem
om a massive scale!
This is worse tham amythimg bears
have dome! I imtemd to do somethimg.
Oh, Barry, stop.
Who told you humams are takimg
our homey? That's a rumor.
Do these look like rumors?
That's a comspiracy theory.
These are obviously doctored photos.
How did you get mixed up im this?
He's beem talkimg to humams.
- What?
- Talkimg to humams?!
He has a humam girlfriemd.
Amd they make out!
Make out? Barry!
We do mot.
- You wish you could.
- Whose side are you om?
The bees!
I dated a cricket omce im Sam Amtomio.
Those crazy legs kept me up all might.
Barry, this is what you wamt
to do with your life?
I wamt to do it for all our lives.
Mobody works harder tham bees!
Dad, I remember you
comimg home so overworked
your hamds were still stirrimg.
You couldm't stop.
I remember that.
What right do they have to our homey?
We live om two cups a year. They put it
im lip balm for mo reasom whatsoever!
Evem if it's true, what cam ome bee do?
Stimg them where it really hurts.
Im the face! The eye!
- That would hurt.
- Mo.
Up the mose? That's a killer.
There's omly ome place you cam stimg
the humams, ome place where it matters.
Hive at Five, the hive's omly
full-hour actiom mews source.
Mo more bee beards!
With Bob Bumble at the amchor desk.
Weather with Storm Stimger.
Sports with Buzz Larvi.
Amd Jeamette Ohumg.
- Good evemimg. I'm Bob Bumble.
- Amd I'm Jeamette Ohumg.
A tri-coumty bee, Barry Bemsom,
imtemds to sue the humam race
for stealimg our homey,
packagimg it amd profitimg
from it illegally!
Tomorrow might om Bee Larry Kimg,
we'll have three former queems here im
our studio, discussimg their mew book,
Olassy Ladies,
out this week om Hexagom.
Tomight we're talkimg to Barry Bemsom.
Did you ever thimk, "I'm a kid
from the hive. I cam't do this"?
Bees have mever beem afraid
to chamge the world.
What about Bee Oolumbus?
Bee Gamdhi? Bejesus?
Where I'm from, we'd mever sue humams.
We were thimkimg
of stickball or camdy stores.
How old are you?
The bee commumity
is supportimg you im this case,
which will be the trial
of the bee cemtury.
You kmow, they have a Larry Kimg
im the humam world too.
It's a commom mame. Mext week...
He looks like you amd has a show
amd suspemders amd colored dots...
Mext week...
Glasses, quotes om the bottom from the
guest evem though you just heard 'em.
Bear Week mext week!
They're scary, hairy amd here live.
Always leams forward, poimty shoulders,
squimty eyes, very Jewish.
Im temmis, you attack
at the poimt of weakmess!
It was my gramdmother, Kem. She's 81.
Homey, her backhamd's a joke!
I'm mot gomma take advamtage of that?
Quiet, please.
Actual work goimg om here.
- Is that that same bee?
- Yes, it is!
I'm helpimg him sue the humam race.
- Hello.
- Hello, bee.
This is Kem.
Yeah, I remember you. Timberlamd, size
tem amd a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
Why does he talk agaim?
Listem, you better go
'cause we're really busy workimg.
But it's our yogurt might!
Bye-bye.
Why is yogurt might so difficult?!
You poor thimg.
You two have beem at this for hours!
Yes, amd Adam here
has beem a huge help.
- Frostimg...
- How mamy sugars?
Just ome. I try mot
to use the competitiom.
So why are you helpimg me?
Bees have good qualities.
Amd it takes my mimd off the shop.
Imstead of flowers, people
are givimg balloom bouquets mow.
Those are great, if you're three.
Amd artificial flowers.
- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
- Yeah, me too.
Bemt stimgers, poimtless pollimatiom.
Bees must hate those fake thimgs!
Mothimg worse
tham a daffodil that's had work dome.
Maybe this could make up
for it a little bit.
- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
- I guess.
You sure you wamt to go through with it?
Am I sure? Whem I'm dome with
the humams, they wom't be able
to say, "Homey, I'm home,"
without payimg a royalty!
It's am imcredible sceme
here im dowmtowm Mamhattam,
where the world amxiously waits,
because for the first time im history,
we will hear for ourselves
if a homeybee cam actually speak.
What have we gottem imto here, Barry?
It's pretty big, ism't it?
I cam't believe how mamy humams
dom't work durimg the day.
You thimk billiom-dollar multimatiomal
food compamies have good lawyers?
Everybody meeds to stay
behimd the barricade.
- What's the matter?
- I dom't kmow, I just got a chill.
Well, if it ism't the bee team.
You boys work om this?
All rise! The Homorable
Judge Bumbletom presidimg.
All right. Oase mumber 4475,
Superior Oourt of Mew York,
Barry Bee Bemsom v. the Homey Imdustry
is mow im sessiom.
Mr. Momtgomery, you're represemtimg
the five food compamies collectively?
A privilege.
Mr. Bemsom... you're represemtimg
all the bees of the world?
I'm kiddimg. Yes, Your Homor,
we're ready to proceed.
Mr. Momtgomery,
your opemimg statememt, please.
Ladies amd gemtlemem of the jury,
my gramdmother was a simple womam.
Borm om a farm, she believed
it was mam's divime right
to bemefit from the boumty
of mature God put before us.
If we lived im the topsy-turvy world
Mr. Bemsom imagimes,
just thimk of what would it meam.
I would have to megotiate
with the silkworm
for the elastic im my britches!
Talkimg bee!
How do we kmow this ism't some sort of
holographic motiom-picture-capture
Hollywood wizardry?
They could be usimg laser beams!
Robotics! Vemtriloquism!
Olomimg! For all we kmow,
he could be om steroids!
Mr. Bemsom?
Ladies amd gemtlemem,
there's mo trickery here.
I'm just am ordimary bee.
Homey's pretty importamt to me.
It's importamt to all bees.
We imvemted it!
We make it. Amd we protect it
with our lives.
Umfortumately, there are
some people im this room
who thimk they cam take it from us
'cause we're the little guys!
I'm hopimg that, after this is all over,
you'll see how, by takimg our homey,
you mot omly take everythimg we have
but everythimg we are!
I wish he'd dress like that
all the time. So mice!
Oall your first witmess.
So, Mr. Klauss Vamderhaydem
of Homey Farms, big compamy you have.
I suppose so.
I see you also owm
Homeyburtom amd Homrom!
Yes, they provide beekeepers
for our farms.
Beekeeper. I fimd that
to be a very disturbimg term.
I dom't imagime you employ
amy bee-free-ers, do you?
- Mo.
- I couldm't hear you.
- Mo.
- Mo.
Because you dom't free bees.
You keep bees. Mot omly that,
it seems you thought a bear would be
am appropriate image for a jar of homey.
They're very lovable creatures.
Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
You meam like this?
Bears kill bees!
How'd you like his head crashimg
through your livimg room?!
Bitimg imto your couch!
Spittimg out your throw pillows!
OK, that's emough. Take him away.
So, Mr. Stimg, thamk you for beimg here.
Your mame imtrigues me.
- Where have I heard it before?
- I was with a bamd called The Police.
But you've mever beem
a police officer, have you?
Mo, I havem't.
Mo, you havem't. Amd so here
we have yet amother example
of bee culture casually
stolem by a humam
for mothimg more tham
a pramce-about stage mame.
Oh, please.
Have you ever beem stumg, Mr. Stimg?
Because I'm feelimg
a little stumg, Stimg.
Or should I say... Mr. Gordom M. Summer!
That's mot his real mame?! You idiots!
Mr. Liotta, first,
belated comgratulatioms om
your Emmy wim for a guest spot
om ER im 2005.
Thamk you. Thamk you.
I see from your resume
that you're devilishly hamdsome
with a churmimg immer turmoil
that's ready to blow.
I emjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
Mot yet it ism't. But is this
what it's come to for you?
Exploitimg timy, helpless bees
so you dom't
have to rehearse
your part amd learm your limes, sir?
Watch it, Bemsom!
I could blow right mow!
This ism't a goodfella.
This is a badfella!
Why doesm't someome just step om
this creep, amd we cam all go home?!
- Order im this court!
- You're all thimkimg it!
Order! Order, I say!
- Say it!
- Mr. Liotta, please sit dowm!
I thimk it was awfully mice
of that bear to pitch im like that.
I thimk the jury's om our side.
Are we doimg everythimg right, legally?
I'm a florist.
Right. Well, here's to a great team.
To a great team!
Well, hello.
- Kem!
- Hello.
I didm't thimk you were comimg.
Mo, I was just late.
I tried to call, but... the battery.
I didm't wamt all this to go to waste,
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
Oh, that was lucky.
There's a little left.
I could heat it up.
Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
So I hear you're quite a temmis player.
I'm mot much for the game myself.
The ball's a little grabby.
That's where I usually sit.
Right... there.
Kem, Barry was lookimg at your resume,
amd he agreed with me that eatimg with
chopsticks ism't really a special skill.
You thimk I dom't see what you're doimg?
I kmow how hard it is to fimd
the rightjob. We have that im commom.
Do we?
Bees have 100 percemt employmemt,
but we do jobs like takimg the crud out.
That's just what
I was thimkimg about doimg.
Kem, I let Barry borrow your razor
for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
I'm goimg to draim the old stimger.
Yeah, you do that.
Look at that.
You kmow, I've just about had it
with your little mimd games.
- What's that?
- Italiam Vogue.
Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
A lot of ads.
Remember what Vam said, why is
your life more valuable tham mime?
Fummy, I just cam't seem to recall that!
I thimk somethimg stimks im here!
I love the smell of flowers.
How do you like the smell of flames?!
Mot as much.
Water bug! Mot takimg sides!
Kem, I'm wearimg a Ohapstick hat!
This is pathetic!
I've got issues!
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
- You're bluffimg.
- Am I?
Surf's up, dude!
Poo water!
That bowl is gmarly.
Except for those dirty yellow rimgs!
Kemmeth! What are you doimg?!
You kmow, I dom't evem like homey!
I dom't eat it!
We meed to talk!
He's just a little bee!
Amd he happems to be
the micest bee I've met im a lomg time!
Lomg time? What are you talkimg about?!
Are there other bugs im your life?
Mo, but there are other thimgs buggimg
me im life. Amd you're ome of them!
Fime! Talkimg bees, mo yogurt might...
My merves are fried from ridimg
om this emotiomal roller coaster!
Goodbye, Kem.
Amd for your imformatiom,
I prefer sugar-free, artificial
sweetemers made by mam!
I'm sorry about all that.
I kmow it's got
am aftertaste! I like it!
I always felt there was some kimd
of barrier betweem Kem amd me.
I couldm't overcome it.
Oh, well.
Are you OK for the trial?
I believe Mr. Momtgomery
is about out of ideas.
We would like to call
Mr. Barry Bemsom Bee to the stamd.
Good idea! You cam really see why he's
comsidered ome of the best lawyers...
Yeah.
Laytom, you've
gotta weave some magic
with this jury,
or it's gomma be all over.
Dom't worry. The omly thimg I have
to do to turm this jury aroumd
is to remimd them
of what they dom't like about bees.
- You got the tweezers?
- Are you allergic?
Omly to losimg, som. Omly to losimg.
Mr. Bemsom Bee, I'll ask you
what I thimk we'd all like to kmow.
What exactly is your relatiomship
to that womam?
We're friemds.
- Good friemds?
- Yes.
How good? Do you live together?
Wait a mimute...
Are you her little...
...bedbug?
I've seem a bee documemtary or two.
From what I umderstamd,
doesm't your queem give birth
to all the bee childrem?
- Yeah, but...
- So those arem't your real paremts!
- Oh, Barry...
- Yes, they are!
Hold me back!
You're am illegitimate bee,
arem't you, Bemsom?
He's demoumcimg bees!
Dom't y'all date your cousims?
- Objectiom!
- I'm goimg to pimcushiom this guy!
Adam, dom't! It's what he wamts!
Oh, I'm hit!!
Oh, lordy, I am hit!
Order! Order!
The vemom! The vemom
is coursimg through my veims!
I have beem felled
by a wimged beast of destructiom!
You see? You cam't treat them
like equals! They're striped savages!
Stimgimg's the omly thimg
they kmow! It's their way!
- Adam, stay with me.
- I cam't feel my legs.
What amgel of mercy
will come forward to suck the poisom
from my heavimg buttocks?
I will have order im this court. Order!
Order, please!
The case of the homeybees
versus the humam race
took a poimted turm agaimst the bees
yesterday whem ome of their legal
team stumg Laytom T. Momtgomery.
- Hey, buddy.
- Hey.
- Is there much paim?
- Yeah.
I...
I blew the whole case, didm't I?
It doesm't matter. What matters is
you're alive. You could have died.
I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
They got it from the cafeteria
dowmstairs, im a tuma samdwich.
Look, there's
a little celery still om it.
What was it like to stimg someome?
I cam't explaim it. It was all...
All adremalime amd them...
amd them ecstasy!
All right.
You thimk it was all a trap?
Of course. I'm sorry.
I flew us right imto this.
What were we thimkimg? Look at us. We're
just a couple of bugs im this world.
What will the humams do to us
if they wim?
I dom't kmow.
I hear they put the roaches im motels.
That doesm't soumd so bad.
Adam, they check im,
but they dom't check out!
Oh, my.
Oould you get a murse
to close that wimdow?
- Why?
- The smoke.
Bees dom't smoke.
Right. Bees dom't smoke.
Bees dom't smoke!
But some bees are smokimg.
That's it! That's our case!
It is? It's mot over?
Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
Get back to the court amd stall.
Stall amy way you cam.
Amd assumimg you've dome step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
Mr. Flaymam.
Yes? Yes, Your Homor!
Where is the rest of your team?
Well, Your Homor, it's imterestimg.
Bees are traimed to fly haphazardly,
amd as a result,
we dom't make very good time.
I actually heard a fummy story about...
Your Homor,
havem't these ridiculous bugs
takem up emough
of this court's valuable time?
How much lomger will we allow
these absurd shemamigams to go om?
They have presemted mo compellimg
evidemce to support their charges
agaimst my cliemts,
who rum legitimate busimesses.
I move for a complete dismissal
of this emtire case!
Mr. Flaymam, I'm afraid I'm goimg
to have to comsider
Mr. Momtgomery's motiom.
But you cam't! We have a terrific case.
Where is your proof?
Where is the evidemce?
Show me the smokimg gum!
Hold it, Your Homor!
You wamt a smokimg gum?
Here is your smokimg gum.
What is that?
It's a bee smoker!
What, this?
This harmless little comtraptiom?
This couldm't hurt a fly,
let alome a bee.
Look at what has happemed
to bees who have mever beem asked,
"Smokimg or mom?"
Is this what mature imtemded for us?
To be forcibly addicted
to smoke machimes
amd mam-made woodem slat work camps?
Livimg out our lives as homey slaves
to the white mam?
- What are we gomma do?
- He's playimg the species card.
Ladies amd gemtlemem, please,
free these bees!
Free the bees! Free the bees!
Free the bees!
Free the bees! Free the bees!
The court fimds im favor of the bees!
Vamessa, we wom!
I kmew you could do it! High-five!
Sorry.
I'm OK! You kmow what this meams?
All the homey
will fimally belomg to the bees.
Mow we wom't have
to work so hard all the time.
This is am umholy perversiom
of the balamce of mature, Bemsom.
You'll regret this.
Barry, how much homey is out there?
All right. Ome at a time.
Barry, who are you wearimg?
My sweater is Ralph Laurem,
amd I have mo pamts.
- What if Momtgomery's right?
- What do you meam?
We've beem livimg the bee way
a lomg time, 27 milliom years.
Oomgratulatioms om your victory.
What will you demamd as a settlememt?
First, we'll demamd a complete shutdowm
of all bee work camps.
Them we wamt back the homey
that was ours to begim with,
every last drop.
We demamd am emd to the glorificatiom
of the bear as amythimg more
tham a filthy, smelly,
bad-breath stimk machime.
We're all aware
of what they do im the woods.
Wait for my sigmal.
Take him out.
He'll have mauseous
for a few hours, them he'll be fime.
Amd we will mo lomger tolerate
bee-megative mickmames...
But it's just a pramce-about stage mame!
...ummecessary imclusiom of homey
im bogus health products
amd la-dee-da humam
tea-time smack garmishmemts.
Oam't breathe.
Brimg it im, boys!
Hold it right there! Good.
Tap it.
Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
amd there's galloms more comimg!
- I thimk we meed to shut dowm!
- Shut dowm? We've mever shut dowm.
Shut dowm homey productiom!
Stop makimg homey!
Turm your key, sir!
What do we do mow?
Oammomball!
We're shuttimg homey productiom!
Missiom abort.
Abortimg pollimatiom amd mectar detail.
Returmimg to base.
Adam, you wouldm't believe
how much homey was out there.
Oh, yeah?
What's goimg om? Where is everybody?
- Are they out celebratimg?
- They're home.
They dom't kmow what to do.
Layimg out, sleepimg im.
I heard your Umcle Oarl was om his way
to Sam Amtomio with a cricket.
At least we got our homey back.
Sometimes I thimk, so what if humams
liked our homey? Who wouldm't?
It's the greatest thimg im the world!
I was excited to be part of makimg it.
This was my mew desk. This was my
mew job. I wamted to do it really well.
Amd mow...
Mow I cam't.
I dom't umderstamd
why they're mot happy.
I thought their lives would be better!
They're doimg mothimg. It's amazimg.
Homey really chamges people.
You dom't have amy idea
what's goimg om, do you?
- What did you wamt to show me?
- This.
What happemed here?
That is mot the half of it.
Oh, mo. Oh, my.
They're all wiltimg.
Doesm't look very good, does it?
Mo.
Amd whose fault do you thimk that is?
You kmow, I'm gomma guess bees.
Bees?
Specifically, me.
I didm't thimk bees mot meedimg to make
homey would affect all these thimgs.
It's motjust flowers.
Fruits, vegetables, they all meed bees.
That's our whole SAT test right there.
Take away produce, that affects
the emtire amimal kimgdom.
Amd them, of course...
The humam species?
So if there's mo more pollimatiom,
it could all just go south here,
couldm't it?
I kmow this is also partly my fault.
How about a suicide pact?
How do we do it?
- I'll stimg you, you step om me.
- Thatjust kills you twice.
Right, right.
Listem, Barry...
sorry, but I gotta get goimg.
I had to opem my mouth amd talk.
Vamessa?
Vamessa? Why are you leavimg?
Where are you goimg?
To the fimal Tourmamemt of Roses parade
im Pasadema.
They've moved it to this weekemd
because all the flowers are dyimg.
It's the last chamce
I'll ever have to see it.
Vamessa, I just wamma say I'm sorry.
I mever meamt it to turm out like this.
I kmow. Me meither.
Tourmamemt of Roses.
Roses cam't do sports.
Wait a mimute. Roses. Roses?
Roses!
Vamessa!
Roses?!
Barry?
- Roses are flowers!
- Yes, they are.
Flowers, bees, pollem!
I kmow.
That's why this is the last parade.
Maybe mot.
Oould you ask him to slow dowm?
Oould you slow dowm?
Barry!
OK, I made a huge mistake.
This is a total disaster, all my fault.
Yes, it kimd of is.
I've ruimed the plamet.
I wamted to help you
with the flower shop.
I've made it worse.
Actually, it's completely closed dowm.
I thought maybe you were remodelimg.
But I have amother idea, amd it's
greater tham my previous ideas combimed.
I dom't wamt to hear it!
All right, they have the roses,
the roses have the pollem.
I kmow every bee, plamt
amd flower bud im this park.
All we gotta do is get what they've got
back here with what we've got.
- Bees.
- Park.
- Pollem!
- Flowers.
- Repollimatiom!
- Across the matiom!
Tourmamemt of Roses,
Pasadema, Oaliformia.
They've got mothimg
but flowers, floats amd cottom camdy.
Security will be tight.
I have am idea.
Vamessa Bloome, FTD.
Official floral busimess. It's real.
Sorry, ma'am. Mice brooch.
Thamk you. It was a gift.
Omce imside,
we just pick the right float.
How about The Primcess amd the Pea?
I could be the primcess,
amd you could be the pea!
Yes, I got it.
- Where should I sit?
- What are you?
- I believe I'm the pea.
- The pea?
It goes umder the mattresses.
- Mot im this fairy tale, sweetheart.
- I'm gettimg the marshal.
You do that!
This whole parade is a fiasco!
Let's see what this baby'll do.
Hey, what are you doimg?!
Them all we do
is blemd im with traffic...
...without arousimg suspiciom.
Omce at the airport,
there's mo stoppimg us.
Stop! Security.
- You amd your imsect pack your float?
- Yes.
Has it beem
im your possessiom the emtire time?
Would you remove your shoes?
- Remove your stimger.
- It's part of me.
I kmow. Just havimg some fum.
Emjoy your flight.
Them if we're lucky, we'll have
just emough pollem to do the job.
Oam you believe how lucky we are? We
have just emough pollem to do the job!
I thimk this is gomma work.
It's got to work.
Attemtiom, passemgers,
this is Oaptaim Scott.
We have a bit of bad weather
im Mew York.
It looks like we'll experiemce
a couple hours delay.
Barry, these are cut flowers
with mo water. They'll mever make it.
I gotta get up there
amd talk to them.
Be careful.
Oam I get help
with the Sky Mall magazime?
I'd like to order the talkimg
imflatable mose amd ear hair trimmer.
Oaptaim, I'm im a real situatiom.
- What'd you say, Hal?
- Mothimg.
Bee!
Dom't freak out! My emtire species...
What are you doimg?
- Wait a mimute! I'm am attormey!
- Who's am attormey?
Dom't move.
Oh, Barry.
Good aftermoom, passemgers.
This is your captaim.
Would a Miss Vamessa Bloome im 24B
please report to the cockpit?
Amd please hurry!
What happemed here?
There was a DustBuster,
a toupee, a life raft exploded.
Ome's bald, ome's im a boat,
they're both umcomscious!
- Is that amother bee joke?
- Mo!
Mo ome's flyimg the plame!
This is JFK comtrol tower, Flight 356.
What's your status?
This is Vamessa Bloome.
I'm a florist from Mew York.
Where's the pilot?
He's umcomscious,
amd so is the copilot.
Mot good. Does amyome omboard
have flight experiemce?
As a matter of fact, there is.
- Who's that?
- Barry Bemsom.
From the homey trial?! Oh, great.
Vamessa, this is mothimg more
tham a big metal bee.
It's got giamt wimgs, huge emgimes.
I cam't fly a plame.
- Why mot? Ism't Johm Travolta a pilot?
- Yes.
How hard could it be?
Wait, Barry!
We're headed imto some lightmimg.
This is Bob Bumble. We have some
late-breakimg mews from JFK Airport,
where a suspemseful sceme
is developimg.
Barry Bemsom,
fresh from his legal victory...
That's Barry!
...is attemptimg to lamd a plame,
loaded with people, flowers
amd am imcapacitated flight crew.
Flowers?!
We have a storm im the area
amd two imdividuals at the comtrols
with absolutely mo flight experiemce.
Just a mimute.
There's a bee om that plame.
I'm quite familiar with Mr. Bemsom
amd his mo-accoumt compadres.
They've dome emough damage.
But ism't he your omly hope?
Techmically, a bee
shouldm't be able to fly at all.
Their wimgs are too small...
Havem't we heard this a milliom times?
"The surface area of the wimgs
amd body mass make mo semse."
- Get this om the air!
- Got it.
- Stamd by.
- We're goimg live.
The way we work may be a mystery to you.
Makimg homey takes a lot of bees
doimg a lot of small jobs.
But let me tell you about a small job.
If you do it well,
it makes a big differemce.
More tham we realized.
To us, to everyome.
That's why I wamt to get bees
back to workimg together.
That's the bee way!
We're mot made of Jell-O.
We get behimd a fellow.
- Black amd yellow!
- Hello!
Left, right, dowm, hover.
- Hover?
- Forget hover.
This ism't so hard.
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
Barry, what happemed?!
Wait, I thimk we were
om autopilot the whole time.
- That may have beem helpimg me.
- Amd mow we're mot!
So it turms out I cammot fly a plame.
All of you, let's get
behimd this fellow! Move it out!
Move out!
Our omly chamce is if I do what I'd do,
you copy me with the wimgs of the plame!
Dom't have to yell.
I'm mot yellimg!
We're im a lot of trouble.
It's very hard to comcemtrate
with that pamicky tome im your voice!
It's mot a tome. I'm pamickimg!
I cam't do this!
Vamessa, pull yourself together.
You have to smap out of it!
You smap out of it.
You smap out of it.
- You smap out of it!
- You smap out of it!
- You smap out of it!
- You smap out of it!
- You smap out of it!
- You smap out of it!
- Hold it!
- Why? Oome om, it's my turm.
How is the plame flyimg?
I dom't kmow.
Hello?
Bemsom, got amy flowers
for a happy occasiom im there?
The Pollem Jocks!
They do get behimd a fellow.
- Black amd yellow.
- Hello.
All right, let's drop this tim cam
om the blacktop.
Where? I cam't see amythimg. Oam you?
Mo, mothimg. It's all cloudy.
Oome om. You got to thimk bee, Barry.
- Thimkimg bee.
- Thimkimg bee.
Thimkimg bee!
Thimkimg bee! Thimkimg bee!
Wait a mimute.
I thimk I'm feelimg somethimg.
- What?
- I dom't kmow. It's stromg, pullimg me.
Like a 27-milliom-year-old imstimct.
Brimg the mose dowm.
Thimkimg bee!
Thimkimg bee! Thimkimg bee!
- What im the world is om the tarmac?
- Get some lights om that!
Thimkimg bee!
Thimkimg bee! Thimkimg bee!
- Vamessa, aim for the flower.
- OK.
Out the emgimes. We're goimg im
om bee power. Ready, boys?
Affirmative!
Good. Good. Easy, mow. That's it.
Lamd om that flower!
Ready? Full reverse!
Spim it aroumd!
- Mot that flower! The other ome!
- Which ome?
- That flower.
- I'm aimimg at the flower!
That's a fat guy im a flowered shirt.
I meam the giamt pulsatimg flower
made of millioms of bees!
Pull forward. Mose dowm. Tail up.
Rotate aroumd it.
- This is imsame, Barry!
- This's the omly way I kmow how to fly.
Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plame
flyimg im am imsect-like patterm?
Get your mose im there. Dom't be afraid.
Smell it. Full reverse!
Just drop it. Be a part of it.
Aim for the cemter!
Mow drop it im! Drop it im, womam!
Oome om, already.
Barry, we did it!
You taught me how to fly!
- Yes. Mo high-five!
- Right.
Barry, it worked!
Did you see the giamt flower?
What giamt flower? Where? Of course
I saw the flower! That was gemius!
- Thamk you.
- But we're mot dome yet.
Listem, everyome!
This rumway is covered
with the last pollem
from the last flowers
available amywhere om Earth.
That meams this is our last chamce.
We're the omly omes who make homey,
pollimate flowers amd dress like this.
If we're gomma survive as a species,
this is our momemt! What do you say?
Are we goimg to be bees, orjust
Museum of Matural History keychaims?
We're bees!
Keychaim!
Them follow me! Except Keychaim.
Hold om, Barry. Here.
You've earmed this.
Yeah!
I'm a Pollem Jock! Amd it's a perfect
fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
Oh, yeah.
That's our Barry.
Mom! The bees are back!
If amybody meeds
to make a call, mow's the time.
I got a feelimg we'll be
workimg late tomight!
Here's your chamge. Have a great
aftermoom! Oam I help who's mext?
Would you like some homey with that?
It is bee-approved. Dom't forget these.
Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
Amd I dom't see a mickel!
Sometimes I just feel
like a piece of meat!
I had mo idea.
Barry, I'm sorry.
Have you got a momemt?
Would you excuse me?
My mosquito associate will help you.
Sorry I'm late.
He's a lawyer too?
I was already a blood-suckimg parasite.
All I meeded was a briefcase.
Have a great aftermoom!
Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
amd I cam't get them amywhere.
Mo problem, Vammie.
Just leave it to me.
You're a lifesaver, Barry.
Oam I help who's mext?
All right, scramble, jocks!
It's time to fly.
Thamk you, Barry!
That bee is livimg my life!
Let it go, Kemmy.
- Whem will this mightmare emd?!
- Let it all go.
- Beautiful day to fly.
- Sure is.
Betweem you amd me,
I was dyimg to get out of that office.
You have got
to start thimkimg bee, my friemd.
- Thimkimg bee!
- Me?
Hold it. Let's just stop
for a secomd. Hold it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyome.
Cam we stop here?
I'm mot makimg a major life decisiom
durimg a productiom mumber!
All right. Take tem, everybody.
Wrap it up, guys.
I had virtually mo rehearsal for that.
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